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PostSubject: The Geography of a Woman   The Geography of a Woman I_icon_minitimeWed 3 Apr 2013 - 18:57

The Geography of a Woman


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa . Half discovered,
half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!


Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe . Well developed
and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.


Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain , very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.


Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece , gently aging but still a
warm and desirable place to visit.


Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
all conquering past.


Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel , has been through war,
doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.


Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada , self-preserving, but open
to meeting new people.


After 70, she becomes Tibet .
Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.

An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.


HE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN


Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran ,
ruled by a pair of nuts.
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PostSubject: Re: The Geography of a Woman   The Geography of a Woman I_icon_minitimeWed 3 Apr 2013 - 20:20

Adele's nuts, does that mean I'm ruled by a triple of nuts The Geography of a Woman 372028940

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