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whistlinggypsy

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Posts : 4764
Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 75
Location : Southport

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PostSubject: I need sick leave   I need sick leave EmptyWed 27 May 2015 - 19:29

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> I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the boss would not allow
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> I thought that maybe if I acted crazy then he would tell me to take a few
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> So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
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> My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was
> pretending to be a light bulb
> so that the boss might think I was crazy and give me a few days off.
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> A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, 'What in the
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> I told him I was a light bulb.
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> He said, 'You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple
> of days.'  I jumped down and walked out of the office...
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> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her, '.. and
> where do you think you're going?!'
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Location : Accrington

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PostSubject: Re: I need sick leave   I need sick leave EmptyWed 27 May 2015 - 21:12

Think I'll try that, could do with more time off Very Happy

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