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» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
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» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
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» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
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» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
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» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
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» New Member Hello to all
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» New member
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» RIP Sharon Lomas
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» Christmas greetings
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» Emmisions
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» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
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» Rally Group Reminder
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» 2024 meets open
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» 2023 AGM details
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» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
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» Techno
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» SORRY
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» Birthday greetings
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» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
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» New meet lee meadow farm
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» Morecambe
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» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
Just so funny. I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
Just so funny. I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
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» Rally Pack
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» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
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» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
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» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
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» Hello everyone.
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» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
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PostSubject: Just so funny.   Just so funny. I_icon_minitimeWed 3 Jun 2015 - 13:57

MUST READ..................
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets.
I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the
teenager at the counter.
'You don't?' I replied.
'We only have six, nine, or twelve,' was the reply.
'So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.'
So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets
(Unbelievable but sadly true...)
(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener,
and she said they didn't have any, only Splenda and sugar.)
TWO
I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those 'dividers' that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
'divider', looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much this is?'
I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think I'll buy that today.'
She said 'OK,' and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
( But the lady behind me had a big smirk on her face as I left)
THREE
A woman at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly.
When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM 'thingy.'
(Keep shuddering!!)
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. 'Do you need some help?' I asked. She replied, 'I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?'
'Hmmm, I don't know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered,
handing it and the car keys to me. As I
took the key and manually unlocked the door, I
replied, 'Why don't you drive over there and
check about the batteries. It's a long walk....'
PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself !!!
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?' 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five 'blank' copies.
Brunette, by the way!!
SIX
A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid had eaten ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and he should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some ant killer......'
Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right away'
Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're Stupid!!!! 
Someone had to remind me, so I'm reminding you too.
Don't laugh....it is all true..
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