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» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Today at 8:24

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Thu 14 Mar 2024 - 14:20

» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Sat 9 Mar 2024 - 14:02

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:16

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:07

» New Member Hello to all
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby beerdrinker Sun 4 Feb 2024 - 17:35

» New member
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Mon 29 Jan 2024 - 19:33

» RIP Sharon Lomas
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Tue 16 Jan 2024 - 21:49

» Christmas greetings
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Fri 29 Dec 2023 - 21:35

» Emmisions
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:55

» SORRY
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:49

» Birthday greetings
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:46

» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Fri 29 Sep 2023 - 13:49

» New meet lee meadow farm
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 23:45

» Morecambe
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 18:58

» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:11

» Rally Pack
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Fri 23 Jun 2023 - 20:42

» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Fri 9 Jun 2023 - 23:45

» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby John Sutcliffe Fri 2 Jun 2023 - 13:55

» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 28 May 2023 - 20:04

» Hello everyone.
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sun 28 May 2023 - 19:25

» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
That was lucky I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sat 27 May 2023 - 23:17


 

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whistlinggypsy

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PostSubject: That was lucky   That was lucky I_icon_minitimeWed 25 Nov 2015 - 17:35


A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the 
dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the 
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights 
flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. 
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled 
over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to 
the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding-- 
a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off 
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.
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PostSubject: Re: That was lucky   That was lucky I_icon_minitimeThu 26 Nov 2015 - 10:44

It's the way you tell em, and that's a cracker. (Irish accent)

That was lucky 372028940 lol! That was lucky 372028940
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PostSubject: Re: That was lucky   That was lucky I_icon_minitimeSat 28 Nov 2015 - 9:51

I spoil you !
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whistlinggypsy

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PostSubject: Re: That was lucky   That was lucky I_icon_minitimeSat 28 Nov 2015 - 10:20

You certainly do Dugi.
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PostSubject: Re: That was lucky   That was lucky I_icon_minitimeFri 11 Dec 2015 - 19:36

Came up with a couple of reasons myself:

I'm still doing yesterday's work.

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I do 70000miles a year.

What's that got to do with it?

If I went any slower it would take me a year and a half.
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