Gold plated customer service

I ordered some thing from Ebay yesterday , and today I got an email , not your usual notice that goods have been dispatched .


 Message from seller:
Hi
Your purchase has been gently taken from the shelves of THE STORE FOR BARGAINS with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your order and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist then lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your goods into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Greater Manchester waved "Bon Voyage!" to your package, on its way to you, in our private jet today.
We hope you had a wonderful time shopping at THE STORE FOR BARGAINS. And In commemoration, we have placed your picture on our wall as "Customer of the Year." We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back to THE STORE FOR BARGAINS

Thank you, thank you, thank you!
Sigh...
patiently awaiting your return.

C'mon Baz, what you been buying ??

More shiny, glittery stuff for R ??

regards
Allen

I think thats Brilliant, a retailer with a sense of humour. 

We knew you were special Baz!!

heyupluv wrote:

We knew you were special Baz!!

 I always thought I  must be special  , but what sort of treatment do people get who spend more than the £5.99 I spent