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Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 19 Nov 2024 - 20:11

» 1. Haxey Quays, April 25th till May 5th
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» 2. Bridlington 9th to 19th May 2025
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» 3. Bakewell meet 29th May to 9th June 2025
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» 7. Christmas meet 2024 the ship inn Near bawtry 28/11/24 2/12/24
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» Christmas
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» 2025 meets
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» Hi All
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Wed 4 Sep 2024 - 21:58

» 6. Haxey quays 23rd August till Sunday 1 September
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» Morrisons
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby Polly Sat 27 Jul 2024 - 19:54

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby KSH Mon 8 Jul 2024 - 16:11

» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby KSH Mon 8 Jul 2024 - 16:00

» Christmas 2024
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Sun 23 Jun 2024 - 22:02

» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June - CANCELLED
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» RIP Dave (Toledo)
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby Chocy boy Wed 29 May 2024 - 9:06

» Rob Rebbit
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» Dexter is fed up with this rain
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby Polly Mon 27 May 2024 - 14:43

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May - CANCELLED
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Sun 12 May 2024 - 17:54

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
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» New Member Hello to all
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» RIP Sharon Lomas
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» Christmas greetings
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» Emmisions
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
Facts?? I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
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PostSubject: Facts??   Facts?? I_icon_minitimeTue 4 Nov 2014 - 7:35

Five Unshakable Facts…



1. A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra. A boy is grown up when he starts removing it.



2. We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.



3. Having an ice cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks…PRICELESS.



4. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.



5. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Coors, Fosters, Carlsberg & Budweiser.  Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available
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