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PostSubject: Polish Divorce   Polish Divorce I_icon_minitimeTue 10 Feb 2015 - 9:50

It's all in the translation.

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A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

Although his English was not perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce
for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

*Have you any grounds?

*Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

*No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

*It made of concrete.

*I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?

*No, we have carport, and not need one.

*I mean what are your relations like?

*All my relations still in Poland .

*Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

*We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

*Does your wife beat you up?

*No, I always up before her.

*Is your wife a nagger?

*No, she white.

*Why do you want this divorce?

*She going to kill me.

*What makes you think that?

*I got proof.

*What kind of proof?

*She going to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read English pretty good, and it say:

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PostSubject: Re: Polish Divorce   Polish Divorce I_icon_minitimeTue 10 Feb 2015 - 16:27

Nice one Ken, now behave. Polish Divorce 372028940
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PostSubject: Re: Polish Divorce   Polish Divorce I_icon_minitimeTue 10 Feb 2015 - 19:39

you better stop going to that muffys farm,
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PostSubject: Re: Polish Divorce   Polish Divorce I_icon_minitimeTue 10 Feb 2015 - 19:52

Why? they're all English up there Polish Divorce 372028940

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