The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a
saloon and sat down to drink a beer.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy
walked in and said "Who owns the big white
horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up,
hitched his gun belt, and said, "I
do....Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and
said, "I just thought you'd like to know
that your horse is almost dead outside!"
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside
and sure enough Silver was ready to die
from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got
the horse water and soon Silver was
starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said,
"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver
and see if you can create enough of a
breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure" Kippersarnie" and took
off running circles around Silver.
Not able to do anything else but wait, the
Lone Ranger returned to the saloon to
finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts
into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big
white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger
stands again, and claims, "I do, what's
wrong with him this time?"
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"Nothing, but you left your injun runnin!"
by 
Subject: Lone Rangers Horse 
