lunchtime giggle

The Chinese government have thanked Britain for the rescue dogs they sent out. They said they were delicious!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a roger. It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage and family values Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?

#'Mr Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife £775 a week,' 'That's very fair, your honour,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bob myself.'

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] doctor when examining a woman who had been rushed to hospital, took the husband aside and said, 'I don't like the look of your wife at all.' 'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's a great cook and really good with the kids.'

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.' The old man says without hesitation, 'I now pronounce you man and wife.'

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, 'Can you tell me how long it'll take to fly from San Francisco to New York'? The agent replies, 'Just a minute.' 'Thank you,' the blonde says, and hangs up.

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.' Joe: 'Really?' Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. 'I'm O. K., but I didn't like the four letter-word the doctor used in surgery,' he answered. 'What did he say?' asked the nurse. 'Oops!'

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband's advice. 'What do you think?' I asked. 'Should I get a two piece or an all-in-one?' 'Better get the two piece,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.'

number 1 very good.