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PostSubject: Old Geezers Clinic   Old Geezers Clinic EmptySat 29 Aug 2015 - 20:42

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic.  Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
 
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
 
Dr. Young:  "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.  Can you please help me??"
 
Dr. Geezer:   "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.  That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. 
 
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 
22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't,  -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.  That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days
 
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ---  I can hardly see anything!!!!
 
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so, " Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)? 

Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!  That will be $500."
 
Moral of the story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"!
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