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whistlinggypsy

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whistlinggypsy

Posts : 4765
Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 76
Location : Southport

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PostSubject: The Vicar's Wife   The Vicar's Wife EmptySat 29 Aug 2015 - 20:43

Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?”
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
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Age : 75
Location : spondon derby

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PostSubject: Re: The Vicar's Wife   The Vicar's Wife EmptySat 29 Aug 2015 - 21:34

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?”
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
just to let you all know nobody but me is sleeping with my wife
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whistlinggypsy

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whistlinggypsy

Posts : 4765
Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 76
Location : Southport

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PostSubject: Re: The Vicar's Wife   The Vicar's Wife EmptySat 29 Aug 2015 - 21:35

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PostSubject: Re: The Vicar's Wife   The Vicar's Wife EmptyFri 7 Apr 2017 - 8:40

[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
[You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] wrote:
Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?”
The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to.
Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar...
"My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says...
"You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
just to let you all know nobody but me is sleeping with my wife
as far as you know!
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Chocy boy

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Join date : 2016-07-11
Age : 71
Location : Birmingham

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PostSubject: Re: The Vicar's Wife   The Vicar's Wife EmptyTue 25 Apr 2017 - 20:49

Like it.Very Happy:D:D
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