That was lucky

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the 
dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the 
wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights 
flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. 
Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled 
over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to 
the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding-- 
a reason I've never before heard -- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off 
with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," replied the trooper.

It's the way you tell em, and that's a cracker. (Irish accent)

I spoil you !

You certainly do Dugi.

Came up with a couple of reasons myself:

I'm still doing yesterday's work.

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I do 70000miles a year.

What's that got to do with it?

If I went any slower it would take me a year and a half.