First Christmas Joke

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First Christmas Joke

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly

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gates.

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'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess

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something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

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The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He

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flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said.

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'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

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The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook

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them and said, 'They're bells.'

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Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

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The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally

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pulled out a pair of women's panties.

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St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what

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do those symbolize?'

 
 

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The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.'

 

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And So The Christmas Season Begins......