A wise person once said...the 5 facts of Life are:-
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Guiness, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on GOOGLE, but it sounds legitimate … A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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