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» 3. Bridlington meet 1st to 10th June
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Today at 8:24

» 4. Bakewell meet, 2nd to 11th June 2024
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Thu 14 Mar 2024 - 14:20

» 5. Lee Meadow Farm Matlock, 11th to 18th June
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Sat 9 Mar 2024 - 14:02

» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:16

» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Chameleon Thu 7 Mar 2024 - 2:07

» New Member Hello to all
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby beerdrinker Sun 4 Feb 2024 - 17:35

» New member
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Mon 29 Jan 2024 - 19:33

» RIP Sharon Lomas
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Tue 16 Jan 2024 - 21:49

» Christmas greetings
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Fri 29 Dec 2023 - 21:35

» Emmisions
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby rebbyvid Tue 12 Dec 2023 - 13:36

» 6) Xmas meet at Whittingham club, 30/11/23 to 04/12/23
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Tue 5 Dec 2023 - 21:56

» Rally Group Reminder
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Tue 21 Nov 2023 - 22:51

» 2024 meets open
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Tue 7 Nov 2023 - 21:37

» 2023 AGM details
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:14

» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 5 Nov 2023 - 11:02

» Techno
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:55

» SORRY
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:49

» Birthday greetings
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 19 Oct 2023 - 21:46

» 5) Haxey Quays 29/09/23 to 09/10/23
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby graham & dale Fri 29 Sep 2023 - 13:49

» New meet lee meadow farm
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby jolly camper Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 23:45

» Morecambe
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Polly Thu 14 Sep 2023 - 18:58

» 2) The Breighton Ferry, Breighton Selby, 01/05/23 to 09/05/23
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:56

» 3) Bakewell Rally 1st June to 8th June 2023
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:23

» 1) Haxey Quays, 21st April to 1st May 2023
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sat 24 Jun 2023 - 19:11

» Rally Pack
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Fri 23 Jun 2023 - 20:42

» Apologies I've deleted pics of fbook group
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Fri 9 Jun 2023 - 23:45

» Happy birthday Jolly Camper
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby John Sutcliffe Fri 2 Jun 2023 - 13:55

» 2023 - Motor-Homers AGM, time and location
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby KSH Sun 28 May 2023 - 20:04

» Hello everyone.
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sun 28 May 2023 - 19:25

» INFO FOR THOSE ATTENDING BAKEWELL 1stJUNE TO 8th 2023
Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeby Ambilkate Sat 27 May 2023 - 23:17


 

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PostSubject: Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :(   Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeThu 14 Dec 2017 - 17:11

I will never help anyone again. EVER!!
Either I am too kindhearted, too stupid, or too gullible!!
Out of the kindness of my heart and because it was so cold out yesterday, I took a man into my home.
I felt so sorry for him.
Poor thing was frozen stiff, he was sooo cold I had to carry him in, out of the cold.
This morning he just vanished. Not a word, not even "goodbye" or "thank you" for sheltering him!! The last straw?
Then I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!
Like SERIOUSLY
That's the kind of "thank you" we get for being good to people?

Now I need to warn my lovely friends/family to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, and he was wearing nothing but a scarf.
He has a nose that looks like a carrot, 2 black eyes and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!
Don't bring him into your house! What a huge mess he made on our floor but he did leave me his scarf!
He goes by the name of Frosty.
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PostSubject: Re: Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :(   Do NOT ask me for help, I will NEVER help anyone again after this :( I_icon_minitimeFri 15 Dec 2017 - 12:16

Had me going there Ken, when I read that title! :merryXmas1:
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