Mick asked me to post this
Nice little poem
A fart is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud
A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song.....
A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent, and deadly.
A fart might not smell, While others are vile, A fart may pass quickly, Or linger a while......
A fart can occur In a number of places, And leave everyone there, With strange looks on their faces .
From wide-open prairie, To a small elevator, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later.
But farts are all bad, Is simply not true-We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!
Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right? Why not send this on to other old farts and bring a smile...or....tear to them!
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Keeping Leapys boat sailing
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Subject: vat man's poem 
Alan and Jackie............jayr 
