Registry on the first day back at school in Bradford............
The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:
"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here Miss"
"Achmed El Kabul?" "Here Miss"
"Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here Miss"
"Ali Abdul Olmi?" "Here Miss"
"Mohammed Bin Kadir?" "Here Miss"
"Ali Son al Len” - silence in the classroom.
"Ali Son al Len" - continued silence as everyone looked around the room.
The teacher repeated the call.
A girl stood up and said, "Sorry Miss. I think that's me. It's pronounced Alison Allen.
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Subject: Roll Call 
