BRAGGERS BEWARE!

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the loo. Those who remained
talked about their kids.

The first bloke said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a
successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and
Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and
now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best
friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second bloke said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and
joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he
owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend
a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said, "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction
company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very
nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from
the rest-room and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?" One of the
three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of
our sons. What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a
str1pper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.
And he's lucky too. His birthday just passed and the other day he received
a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the
line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."