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KSH

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PostSubject: Philosopher's comments on wives   Philosopher's comments on wives EmptyMon 11 Feb 2013 - 12:14

Just received this in an email


When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.?



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
What does a man want, ask his wife



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.



'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'



'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.?? It's called marriage.'



'I've had bad luck with both my wives.?
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'



Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming?
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,?
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....



You know what I did before I married??
Anything I wanted to.



My wife and I were happy for twenty years.?
Then we met.




A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.




A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.?
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'





SEND THIS TO ALL THE GUYS TO GIVE THEM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSE LADIES WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

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PostSubject: Re: Philosopher's comments on wives   Philosopher's comments on wives EmptyMon 11 Feb 2013 - 15:53

The ladies, No fear Ken affraid
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