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KSH

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KSH

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PostSubject: The Unstoppable Virus   The Unstoppable Virus EmptyWed 12 Feb 2014 - 22:22

I thought you’d want to know about this new e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot eradicate this one. It appears to affect people born prior to 1965.




Symptoms:


1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
Done that!

2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail.
That too!

3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
Yep!

4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
Aha!

5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
That one too!

6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.
Oh no, not again!

7. Causes you to hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND.."
I hate that!

8. Causes you to hit "SEND" when you should "DELETE."
Oh No!



IT’S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."

Hmmm...
Have I already sent this to you, or did you send it to me?

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PostSubject: Re: The Unstoppable Virus   The Unstoppable Virus EmptyThu 13 Feb 2014 - 8:43

The Unstoppable Virus 372028940   Know that feeling!
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PostSubject: Re: The Unstoppable Virus   The Unstoppable Virus EmptyThu 13 Feb 2014 - 9:51

This explains so much, and no cure......we're all doomed!
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Location : South Wales

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PostSubject: Re: The Unstoppable Virus   The Unstoppable Virus EmptyThu 13 Feb 2014 - 18:22

Done all of those over the years, regular large amounts of strong drink prevent the program being opened, McAfee Scotch is the best I have found, unfortunately it's not a free download but a very pleasant upload.
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