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whistlinggypsy
Posts : 4766 Join date : 2012-11-13 Age : 79 Location : Southport
| Subject: The Vicar's Wife Sat 29 Aug 2015 - 20:43 | |
| Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?” The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.” The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
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| | | the vicar
Posts : 73 Join date : 2013-11-26 Age : 78 Location : spondon derby
| Subject: Re: The Vicar's Wife Sat 29 Aug 2015 - 21:34 | |
| - whistlinggypsy wrote:
- Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?” The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.” The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
just to let you all know nobody but me is sleeping with my wife | |
| | | whistlinggypsy
Posts : 4766 Join date : 2012-11-13 Age : 79 Location : Southport
| Subject: Re: The Vicar's Wife Sat 29 Aug 2015 - 21:35 | |
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| | | Leytonexile
Posts : 1 Join date : 2017-03-30
| Subject: Re: The Vicar's Wife Fri 7 Apr 2017 - 8:40 | |
| - the vicar wrote:
- whistlinggypsy wrote:
- Jack goes to his friend Mike and says ...
"I'm sleeping with the Vicar's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after communion for me?” The friend doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees. After communion, he starts talking to the Vicar, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Vicar gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Vicar... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.” The Vicar smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago"
just to let you all know nobody but me is sleeping with my wife
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| | | Chocy boy
Posts : 350 Join date : 2016-07-11 Age : 75 Location : Birmingham
| Subject: Re: The Vicar's Wife Tue 25 Apr 2017 - 20:49 | |
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