10 years confession
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth
wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a
special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession:
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes
and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot
hold your past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the
trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'
She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I
played rugby for Wales