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[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Remind you of anyone :\'B:


An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times’ sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,
'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you’re knot getting your money back'.
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Remind you of anyone- don't know what you are trying to say!!!! lol!
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