Leapy
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Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 76
Location : Staffordshire
 |  Subject: What score would you give these answers  Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 7:39 | |
| Would you have given him 100%? Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct and funny toPerhaps the teacher had no sense of humour. Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?A. His last battle.Q2. Where was the “Declaration of Independence” signed?A. At the bottom of the page.Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?A. Liquid.Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?A. Marriage.Q5. What is the main reason for failure of exams?A. Wrong answers.Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?A. Lunch & dinner.Q7. What looks like half an apple?A. The other half.Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?A. Wet.Q9. How can a man go for eight days without sleeping?A. No problem, he sleeps at night.Q.10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?A. You will never find an elephant that has one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?A. Very large hands.Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would take four men to build it?A. No time at all, the wall is already built.Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.Spread some laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy, while we're here. | |
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KSH
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Join date : 2012-11-13
Age : 63
Location : Wherever I park
| | Subject: Re: What score would you give these answers Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 7:59 | |
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debbie
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Join date : 2013-03-01
Age : 72
Location : Carlisle
| | Subject: Re: What score would you give these answers Sun 6 Mar 2016 - 9:18 | |
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