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» 2) Breighton Ferry, 12th to 17th May
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» 1. Haxey Quays, 9 nights 03/05/24 - 12/05/24
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» 4) Bridlington meet, 4th to 11th July 2023
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PostSubject: Definition of the words complete and finished.    Definition of the words complete and finished.  I_icon_minitimeTue 18 Dec 2012 - 16:39

Definition of the words complete and finished.

No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between the words COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, from Guyana, was the clear winner.

His final challenge was this. Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.

Here is his astute answer.


"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE, but when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

When the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.
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PostSubject: Re: Definition of the words complete and finished.    Definition of the words complete and finished.  I_icon_minitimeTue 18 Dec 2012 - 20:02

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