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A PLANE IS ON
ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP,
AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS
DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND
ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS
THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL
HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE,
I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND
TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A
BLONDE
BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS
IN
ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER
SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES
TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR
ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER
SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT
HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY
SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO
ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?
I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK
BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER
EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND
GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
THE
FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT
HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY
FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, " FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO
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