Don't blame me, there form are Norfolk member dugi
No groaning please!
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> · I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
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> · When chemists die, they barium.
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> · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
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> · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray isnow a seasoned veteran.
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> · I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
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> · How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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> · I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
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> · This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club,but I'd never met herbivore.
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> · I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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> · I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
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> · They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
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> · This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
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> · I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
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> · A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
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> · When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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> · What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..
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> · I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
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> · Broken pencils are pointless.
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> · What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
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> · England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
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> · I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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> · I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
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> · All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
> Police say they have nothing to go on.
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> · I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
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> · Velcro - what a rip off!
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> · Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy
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Subject: Christmas cracker jokes 
